JO, JOO, AND THE ART OF DRINKING

Joo’s barbell was legendary in these parts, a testament to his slightly off-kilter palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred sparkling cider. Their differences often became fodder for friendly wager at their favorite watering hole, the Drunken Dragon. One night, after a particularly animated game of darts, Joo declared he could outpace Jo's tol